Anyways, i was in the Queen street elevator with a bunch of people. And i felt a cough brewing..i tried to hold it in..so I was frantically drinking my boost juice trying to stop the cough. The grossest thing even is when strangers in a confined space sneeze/cough. I didnt want to be the gross coughing girl. UNDERSTANDABLY i might add.
I was doing pretty well restraining myself but the boost juice was soooo cold and it was giving me brain freeze...so i stopped drinking it. I felt it building back up. i thought i could do a little throat clearing cough. So I gave that a go. It came out as...how can i explain?? Ok you know that sound a little kid makes when they are debating something. like MMuuuUUUUuuuuUUUuummm.. just imagine that noise. but with no word. yep. Thats how it came out. like uuUUUUuuuuUUUUUUuuuUUUuu kinda like a donkey tho. that husky sound. So all of a sudden i was the psycho in the elevator.
You know that look that people do. The OMG WEIRDO look. I got that from about. oh lets say 8 or 9 people. how does a non crazy girl respond to making unusual sounds in the elevator???...with an overly aggressive "WHAT!?!?!?" ofcourse.
Im not crazy.
i thought of a better way to describe, it sounded like a donkey deflating
ReplyDeleteBAHAHAHAHA!!!! I heart you!...WHAT?!?!?
ReplyDeleteI love it when people try & hold in their sneezes, but they fail & end up sneezing all retardidly hahaha
ReplyDeleteor boogers come out
ReplyDeleteI like the fact you know what a donkey deflating sounds like...
ReplyDeleteI had a similiar situation once. but it was in high school and we were watching a debate and i felt a giant cough coming and i held back for as long as i could, waiting for the speech to finish so people would clap and i could cough but the kid just kept talking. Eventually I got up and attempted to leave the library at which point a teacher had a go at me for disrupting the debate...
sheesh.
the grossest thing on the planet is bodily functions
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